Write a poem about how much of a cunt I am.
Use my Encyclopedia Dramatica bio for reference.
English
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I'm going to take a punt, And call you a cunt. [spoiler]I don't pander to egotism.[/spoiler]
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So, are you gonna write me that poem about Zeppelins or what?
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Art takes time - patience.
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Edited by Niedopałek: 9/1/2013 1:38:17 AMFine then. Write a poem about Zeppelins.
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I hear them coming over London, Filled to the brim with the Huns! Damn those blasted Germans, With their bombs and guns. They got John the other week, He was out on the front. I always thought him meek, But the Germans were always blunt. Blunt of mind and blunt of heart; They spared not one soul. They tore the people of London apart, Destruction - their only goal. There are many dead now, All we do is wait for the chaplains. Our right to live, they disallow, As they ride high in their Zeppelins.
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*Snaps fingers rapidly*
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