But alas, I don't post everyday; So how can I get freakier? Did I get my freak on too hard? Can you really blame me? Fairies nibble on my balls often so when I put rubbing alcohol on them, they get drunk and start trippin balls(literally).After that, it just turns into this giant awesome mess of fairies, dubstep, alcohol and pixie dust. Oh wait, did I forget to mention the balls?