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8/29/2013 11:24:00 PM
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One of my friends had me over once, and the first thing I noticed was his puppy rolling around in a litter box, only to walk two feet and roll on the carpet.
Five minutes later, he made a sandwich, and asked if I wanted one. I declined, but I noticed the lunch meat was discolored. I asked him about it, he said "Oh, that's probably because it's been sitting there for a couple years."
And then continued to eat it.
The counter had bread, crackers, and what I hope was water scattered on it. The carpet had dirt, mud, and cat litter everywhere.
And the tv remote had some weird brown grime on it.
That was the first thing to come to mind...
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[quote]his puppy rolling around in a litter box, only to walk two feet and roll on the carpet.[/quote] Lol gnarly. [quote]but I noticed the lunch meat was discolored. I asked him about it, he said "Oh, that's probably because it's been sitting there for a couple years."[/quote] Ha eww, he probably regretted eating that later, but was it sitting in the fridge for awhile? Or literally out on the counter? Rest of that is pretty gross, pretty similar to what I'm dealing with, and I only finished cleaning out the oven tray and cookware a little bit ago, the oven itself? Ehh not sure I want to attempt it..
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B.net keeps crashing when I try to reply. Round four!: It was out on the counter! I swear my face was D: The whole time! And I doubt he regretted it, he made a second one like an hour later... Wow, I wouldn't have the guts (or stomach!) to even TRY to clean it! Props to you! I can't even begin to imagine what the inside of his oven looked like...the horror..D:
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B.net keeps crashing when I try to reply, round three: It was out on the counter! I swear my face was D: The whole time! And I doubt he regretted it, he made a second one like an hour later... Wow, I wouldn't have the guts (or stomach!) to even TRY to clean it! Props to you! I can't even begin to imagine what the inside of his oven looked like...the horror..D:
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It was out on the counter! He didn't even put it way afterward! I swear my face was D: The whole time! And I doubt he regretted it, he made a second one like an hour later Wow, I wouldn't even have the guts (or stomach) to even TRY cleaning it. Props to you! I almost shuddered a little trying to imagine what the inside of his oven looked like..the horror...D:
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Haha eww, standard lunch meat says he would have had a pretty upset stomach afterwords, weird. It's not going to be pleasant, not sure I want to try it alone, there was an odor and black and yellow cooking grime all over, the Microwave sucks too. Dammit lol
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It was out on the counter! He didn't put it away afterward! I swear my face was D: The whole time! And I doubt he regretted it, he made a second one like an hour later. Wow, I wouldn't even have the guts (or stomach) to even TRY. I almost shuddered imagining what his oven looked like just now... the horror...D:
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Weeks, not years! Haha my mistake
