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8/27/2013 6:52:11 PM
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Normally I would be the typical Flood user and say something stupid like "All you need is your hand". But since I've been so lonely that I can't jack off without getting angry I'm just gonna vote for the serious option.
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I recommend /r/nofap.
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This sub thread
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Edited by die wily: 8/28/2013 1:53:33 AMim not caught up on the latest 9gag memes you'll have to tell me why the hilarious picture is funny
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no seriously i don't understand i'd post a serious face meme to prove it to you but my hooves make it very hard to type let alone open new tabs and copy images
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i lost points for spelling out serious didnt i
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I'm not touching women everyday either but that sounds like more than a serious issue.
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It's a serious issue when all my friends have SO's and they all talk about how great it is not being lonely blissfully unaware (or just forgetful) of how I'm lonely every day.
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"SOs"?
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Significant Other
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Oh, well yeah I talk to people all the time, loneliness never gets that bad though and it's starting to sound like a mental illness if you get Hulk rage every time you try. That's like a guy getting a divorce with a long time wife then every time he comes home he just decides to destroy another piece of furniture.
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Well it's mostly that whenever I decide to...jack of...I'll get going and then my mind starts to wander and think about how most people my age are doing more productive things sexually like having sex with their SO or just being with another person. Not so much angry as I just stop doing it then curl up and feel like crying. ....I don't know why I typed that, I try to avoid blogging.
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You need a therapist then it seems, you're paying far too much attention to people's lives that you only care about because you feel inconsequential and pathetic compared to them and what they might be doing. So a bit of envy and jealously is also evident, but working out everything but your genitals and hands should help to solve that just fine.
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masturbation is much more honest and direct than those other things the world would be better if there was less sex and more jackin
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Lol, you're a loser.
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Kill yourself ass wipe, I'm more of a man than you'll ever be. I've got more -blam!-ing testosterone in the tip of my dick then you've got in your entire body including you're manclit.
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you insecure wimp i bet you don't even suck your own dick
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Why suck my own dick when I can force you to do it?
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not even the incredible hulk could rip me from my dick shits vacuum sealed
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Has nothing to do with me forcing you to suck mine. [b][u]Now kneel down.[/u][/b]
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like a turtle hiding in its shell i will latch onto my dick at the first sign of threat you won't stand a chance
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Sooner or later you gotta get up from having your own dick in your mouth. And when that time comes, your mouth will still be filled.
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the jokes on you i have won the tulsa county sharpest-fucking-teeth championship ten years running
