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8/24/2013 5:25:36 PM
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  • Again, neither do I. I bet OP doesn't have any idea what he's doing, either.

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  • You have no power over me.

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  • You sure?

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  • I don’t give a fu­ck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fu­cking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fu­cking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fu­cking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fu­ck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fu­cking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fu­cking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fu­ck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fu­cking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fu­cking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fu­cking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fu­ckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fu­cking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fu­cking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced f­aggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

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  • Muted. [spoiler]jk[/spoiler] [spoiler]or am I?[/spoiler]

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  • mute me feg [spoiler]i dare you[/spoiler]

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  • Done.

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  • What the fu­ck did you just fu­cking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fu­ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fu­cking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fu­cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fu­cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fu­cking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fu­cking dead, kiddo.

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  • i luv u 2 bbe <3

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  • [spoiler]i will always ♥ you[/spoiler]

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  • im confus

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