The only tampons i get are the ones that are given to me by your fat ugly girlfriend. When she throws her semen filled rags in my bathrooms trash, she does nothing but complain to me about how little of a man you are in all possible ways, (shit is bad bro, only 3 inches?). And i how obliterate her vagina with 17 orgasms and she starts speaking in zimbabwe language and immediately gets multiple tourettes syndrome. Not only that, but she gave me your mothers number and she came over to my house for the double team, they were screaming my name as they texted you fa99ot. Why don't you do yourself a favor jabroni and kill yourself.

So you find sex pleasureable with a fat, ugly girl?

Only to spite soft fuk -blam!- like you.