I got stabbed in the arm and now have a scar that, instead of being long and thin, is short and looks like a very pink vagina.
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MANLY! Also why did you get stabbed? Was it a robbery or did you mouth off to someone regarding their mothers outrageous prices?
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Nah, some chick was waving her arm around and accidentally slashed my arm with a stanley blade.
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Ah, that kinda sucks... :P