No one would hear you scream
I could replace you
No one would notice
So, how's your evening flood?
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#Offtopic
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8 RepliesWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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[quote]No[/quote]
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Do it then bitch
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"Replaces you with a banana"
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I am a very smart coward. but when i am stupid the brave comes out like a chicken wearing a lamp shade from its shell. But to answer Sure. Just dial the local prison and ask for solitary confinment pisioner number 127. If i cant talk then call at another time.
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Do it
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[quote]I could replace you No one would notice[/quote]Then who cares? If someone can do just as good of a job at being me as I can, then let him be me instead.
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Edited by Bäsil: 1/9/2014 2:09:11 AMoh, hey, don't do that
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No u couldn't, your skills aren't that could
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Bitch please.
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1 Reply[i] [/i]
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Still afternoon but day hasn't been bad
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Edited by Leeroy Jenkins: 12/18/2013 5:37:37 AMNope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope NOPE
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6AM I should go to sleep
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2 Replies1:03 pm
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1 ReplyBut... I... ... *Bursts into tears* DX
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please do I hate life
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[quote]I could replace you[/quote]Nope, because I'm one of a kind :3
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3 RepliesOh pretty good! And don't worry about it! I'll still be alive, somewhere, somehow. Just biding my time until I can remove the replace me! And my evening's pretty good actually!
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4 RepliesPretty nice at the moment. I'm feeling good.
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1 ReplyIt was going well but it just got a little creepier.
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It's been awhile.
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1 ReplyAlright. No one wants to hear about my dream :(