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7/20/2013 6:15:16 AM
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Well, this one time I had to take a really bad shit at school. So I went down to the nicest bathroom, and I had this massive shit that I invented a new word for. Combine shart and diarrhea. Shartarrhea. I couldn't control it so it basically splattered all over the toilet and wall. Amazingly, none of it ever got on me or my clothes. I'm sure many people were disgusted by what I left in that stall.
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Why didn't you just line the toilet seat up with some toilet paper, park you arse down onto the seat, and then let the shartarrhea flow from your rectum out through your anus?
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Im crying at this story and your reply
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Just because you called it sharthareah.
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Coolioage
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I don't take any risks with those toilets. Unfortunately, for those who came after me, I squat.
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I never squat. I'm not afraid of some shit, I just put down toilet paper on the seat. This should suffice... If not then enter another cubicle or spray some Dettol.
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I'm just a bit of a 'germaphobic'.
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Lmfao "Shartarrhea"
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I lol'd too
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You now have an expanded vocabulary. Also, the walls are white. Very white.
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Or at least they were until you splattered your shartarrhoea all over them which basically become regular diarrhoea outside the colon.
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Of course, I kind of polka-dotted the whole wall.
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God, I've never laughed so hard.
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Edited by JAMES Z666: 7/20/2013 6:32:54 AMWow that's ultra unhygienic, why didn't you clean it up or make a janitor do it?
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I'm sure a janitor got to it eventually. Besides, they give us shitty toilet paper so it's hard to clean up.
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Well of course they do; they're buying in mass bulk and the funding budget can't all go onto luxury silk disposable toilet paper with gold weaving made out of actual gold and small diamond encrustment.
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I know that. I'm just saying that it would be easier to let the janitor clean it up. I feel bad for him, but he's got the tools and I don't. I also had to get back to class.
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To do what? Masturbate to the teacher's face underneath the desk?
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*cumshot on teacher's face from across room* *teacher squawks and flies out the window*
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She can fly!!!!? O_O
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Mein birdie
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ROFLMFAO! ^U^
