Someone marry me so I can have that slingshot at my wedding.
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Ill volunteer.
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That was an interesting read 0.0
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Ha i thought you already had someone taking that position.
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I'm not quite sure what you mean.
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Someone who was dating you or was already your hubby, never mind though i think i'm getting details mixed up.
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No such person lined up.
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My bad :/
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I'll drive the quad bike.
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lemme squirtle on dem jigglypuffs
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Edited by Ockeghem: 7/20/2013 8:32:42 PMI can officiate #ordained
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This is going to be the best wedding ever.
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If I were to comply, I know at least two women (curiously both named Joan) who that would piss off immensely and one (named Joey) who it would creep out beyond description (at least the honeymoon would, trust me on this) and require months of intensive therapy. So, in order to ensure domestic tranquility throughout the land, I am obligated to, sadly and with a heavy heart, decline to acquiesce to your request.
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You're still invited to be best man. My alternative is Yoozel.
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Edited by Recon Number 54: 7/20/2013 5:14:23 PMShouldn't the groom have a say in that decision? Or are you trying to tell me something?
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I don't have a bunch of girlfriends as my maids or whatever. Unless you wanna be maid of honor.
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Are you going to make me wear a hideous dress that I won't be able to use anywhere else ever?
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Uh, duh. And it'll be in a hideous color with ruffles.
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Just great. One more thing hanging in my closet that I'll never wear again. Brides.
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You're free game? *insert creepy internet flirt here*