[quote]Anyone who brings up the Lord of the Rings eagles is getting lectured.[/quote] :3 Why didn't they just fly the eagles all the way to Mordor and drop the ring as they passed by the volcano?

[URL=http://i.imgur.com/yre1o.jpg]LOOK AT THIS.[/URL] [URL=http://images.wikia.com/lotr/images/8/8e/Mordor.jpg]NOW LOOK AT THIS.[/URL] [URL=http://www.free-hdwallpapers.com/wallpapers/entertainment/204920.jpg]ANOTHER LITTLE GANDER AT THIS THING.[/URL] MORDOR ISN'T EXACTLY A WALK IN THE PARK. IT'S KINDA PACKED. DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE MEMES, JACK? IT'S NOT SIMPLY WALKED INTO, NOR FLOWN INTO FOR THAT MATTER. NAZGUL ARE NO JOKE. FELL-BEASTS WITH NAZGUL ARE EVEN LESS OF A JOKE. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xQb2wZtiixM#t=124s]TAKE A GANDER AT THIS.[/url] THE EAGLES ONLY BARELY MANAGED TO HOLD THEM OFF UNTIL THEY BOLTED WHEN SAURON STARTED FLIPPIN' OUT. THEY AREN'T TAXIS EITHER. THEY'VE GOT FEELS. GWAIHIR ONLY HELPED OUT GANDALF THAT ONE TIME AT ISENGARD BECAUSE HE OWED HIM A SOLID. THEY HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN GO ON A SUICIDE MISSION WHILE CARRYING A WIZARD AND SOME HOBBITS ACROSS A CONTINENT.

“Then come, and let your brother go with us, and some other of your folk who is most swift! For we have need of speed greater than any wind, outmatching the wings of the Nazgûl.”

[quote]"How far can you bear me?" I said to Gwaihir. "Many leagues," said he, "but not to the ends of the earth. I was sent to bear tidings not burdens."[/quote]