Calmly use "i am batman" as my defence to every question i am asked
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"You are charged with seven counts of vigilantism." "I'm Batman! ...CRAP."
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But then i could alway use the old im an orphan guilt trip. Plus who could convict batman?? I'll fix the jury to have commissioner Gordon and his unit. And have Morgan freeman as my lawyer. He'd get me off of all charges