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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
Edited by TrussingDoor: 7/5/2013 4:25:36 PM
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Cybersex

Okay so I'm talking to this girl I met at school right? Well by talking I mean we want to be in each other's pants really really bad. But despite being the horniest girl I've ever met, she's a religious girl and won't do it before marriage. BUT Before I even knew that, she had convinced me into having cybersex with her over a messenger app. And like every time this girl wants to get off, she bugs me asking to cyber with her. All hours of the night "Hey sexy". And she's hot, I like her. But it's getting annoying as shit, man. Like getting really old. It's like I can't even sit down to play Xbox without my phone going off with a message asking for my E-cock. I don't like disappointing her, and I won't lie to do something else instead. What do I do, man? I value what I've got with this girl, and I'd be interested in a serious relationship, but I can't donate a half hour of my life to be her entertainment every time she wants to play with herself. EDIT:Guys, the issue isn't the lack of premarital sex; it's that she asks me to cyber her at what seems to be an impossible rate.

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  • Maybe you don't have the stamina to have good cybersex.

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    • Hire someone to talk dirty to her, so when you don't want to you can just autoforward the messages!

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    • Get really realistic and scary with it, like... "After a hard night of hot, unprotected sex I slap your ass and head out, one less slut off the list. A month later you call and tell me you are pregnant, I'm pissed and order you to get an abortion. You refuse and insist we marry and I support your child. I refuse and tell you I won't ruin my life and would rather move to Europe than pay a whore child support for a kid I never wanted. You go through with the pregnancy, your religious parents kick you out of the house and I stick to my promise and move to Switzerland." "Flash forward 5 years you are living in a trailer park working as a prostitute to support your 7 kids and your big black unemployed boyfriend Leeroy. While I am living out my dreams in Switzerland banging a beautiful blonde every weekend."

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      • Them religious girls are always the freaks in the sheets. Honestly, get the most out of this as you can. If it's not going to be you, it's going to be someone else.

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        • I haven't found any girls like that, even though i have had cyber sex with like three different women in the past two weeks, i'm usually more horny than they are, and one of them doesn't like to do it as much because she doesn't want too get too excited because we won't be able to do the real thing for awhile. You need to just try and keep it up, cause if she's asking to do it so often, she most likely is doing things to herself each session, being a guy, i don't know how you can't be enjoying it constantly.

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          • LOL cyber sex... Cyber me harder bb.

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          • Tell her that masturbation is also a sin so she might as well give that shit up.

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            • [quote]...she's a [b]religious[/b] girl...[/quote] Dump her right now.

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            • Just tell her. If you two really trust/love each other that much, she'd understand. I tell literally everything that's on my mind to my GF, and we haven't gotten mad or upset. I feel that it's best to let them know before things get too out of hand. Then it's the "don't you trust me?" stuff if they find out later.

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            • [quote]lie to do something else instead[/quote]

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            • Do a bloodninja on her.

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              • The only cyber-sex I engaged in was with other males or myself. It was a rare occasion when I got an actual female involved.

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              • This thread is...well it's something.

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              • Tell her what you've told us. Honesty is the best policy here.

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              • Tell her you have e-herpes

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                • E-cock "Here you go baby: 8==D"

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                • Pretty sure this is bullshit, but... Stick with it, because with that sexual appetite I think she'll be a fun girlfriend or wife or whatever. Have you tried Skype to do any of this, might be more fun with visuals and isn't technically sex as there is no penetration or anything.

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                • Just say no more constant cybering, eventually it'll come to a stop.

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                • I'm confused; does this girl not have an anus, mouth, or hand?

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                • that could very well be my girlfriend... except she does it with every guy but me. -blam!- my life.

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                  • Edited by Nigdalf the Blac: 7/6/2013 12:23:11 AM
                    Stick it in her pooper irl

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                  • Turn off your phone when you're not using it, tell her to tone it down a bit

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                  • Stick it in her cyber-pooper.

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                  • I wanna see?

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                  • Tell her to save some of the conversations to use when you're not available.

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                  • Tell her you want a serious relationship. If she does not want one. Get rid of her.

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