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Edited by DarkSpyda04:
7/8/2013 7:41:25 PM
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Masterchief versus Aquaman: It is going down!
Masterchief is sitting on the beach eating a pineapple when he gets bored and boards a plane to Hawaii. Then after a week in Hawaii he gets bored and boards a plane to Connecticut. In Connecticut he takes a five mile hike by the shoreside. Then after a while he gets bored yet again and takes a plane back to where he started, [location classified]. Here while on a raft made of broken sandals and held together by duct tape while sipping a martini, he is shocked to discover that he left his wallet in the car. So paddling on his way back to the car, he is attacked by hunger and eats a hamburger. While he's eating a hamburger something happens out of the sudden that is not ordinary. The hamburger slips out of his hands and into the water; he curses at the thought. Then Aquaman appears and the two start fighting. Who will win?
EDIT: People are taking this thread seriously?
(Quick, everybody change your vote to masterchief!)
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HOW IS IT 50/50 wtf? MASTERCHEIF
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1 ReplyEdited by kgj: 7/8/2013 7:37:11 PMAlright, so here's how I see it. Master Chief runs onto land and hijacks the UNSC Infinity. He flies off to The Ark. He asks Mendicant Bias where the other Composers and makes him think that he wants to destroy them all. He gives him their positions. Mendicant Bias then tells him where all the Composers are and he gathers them all one by one and creates a giant stack of them on the Moon. He fires all the Composers and vaporizes every being on Earth including Aquaman. Master Chief wins. Odds in favor of Chief are about 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999:1
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Lol, I assume nobody actually read your post.
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1 ReplyIt depends. Who has a Mailbox to throw?
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Master Chief sinks like a brick and drowns in any water deeper than 6 feet, so as long as Aquaman doesn't follow Chief on to dry land, I think Chief will lose.
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Master Chief cant step in any more than a few inches of water, so by default Aqua Man
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1 ReplyMaster Chief -Can defeat Covenant AND Flood -Survive nuclear explosion -Survive crash landing from space -Dies if goes in water
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MC dies in a few feet of water.
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New 52 Aquaman is actually pretty badass. In fact, he's always been badass since Post Crisis. Silver Age tainted his reputation by making him into a Barbie Doll fgt that everyone refers to nowadays. Current iterations portray him as the Thor of the sea. [b]Strength:[/b] In the thousands of tons. Even stronger when underwater. He can bench press oil rigs. [b]Speed:[/b] Probably not as fast as Chief on land in terms of pure sprinting ability, but he has the superior reflexes considering he can outreact Deathstroke. [b]Versatility and durability:[/b] He's pretty much "every conventional firearm barring a nuke" proof, considering he can withstand the immense pressures of the deep consistently. I'm not even going to factor in the rest, because at this point, those three categories are already a stomp in Arthur's favour.
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10 RepliesAquaman is the better fighter. He is stronger, faster, and tougher. There is nothing that Chief has that could seriously hurt Aquaman.
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1 ReplyAquaman calls Cthulu. Aquaman wins.
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Master Chief because Aqua Man sucks.
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1 ReplyAll I know is that Yamcha will lose, that is all.
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1 ReplyWell one of them can't swim...
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ITT: People who don't know shit about aquaman Chief can't do shit against him. Especially underwater.
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12 RepliesI'm sorry, guys, but I always vote for the guy I like most. And while I know Aquaman has some cool abilities, he's not nearly as cool as John, in my opinion.
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Chief would QTE the shit out of aquaman.
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1 ReplyI create this thread half as a parody and people are looking into the depth of its question. I was thinking about how Aquaman is often parodied as "useless" among other super heroes because it's unlikely that anyone would battle in his turf. But to see that the thread polls are tied, I am surprised and even look into the question's depth myself. It seems that Aquaman has the advantage if the ocean were the battleground. It's after all the only place Aquaman could be fought. So all it really comes down to is where the battle goes down.
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Aquaman
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Would the chief drown?
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Aquaman is bullet proof, and can summon many things including Cthulhu. If Chiefs luck factor is in effect, he might be able to barely escape to shore.
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Chief can't handle water above his knees. XD But seriously, Aquaman would win.
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3 RepliesAquaman since you spelled Master Chief wrong like 20 times.
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6 RepliesOh boy. Aquaman is strong enough to go up against Superman for brief periods, his skin is bulletproof, he's trained in Atlantean warfare, [i]and[/i] he can summon Cthulhu. John won't be winning here. Aquaman is [i]badass.[/i]
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WW2 Russia
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Aquaman summons the kraken
