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7/4/2013 6:19:08 PM
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This squid must have an extremely small penis for it's size, taking into account the trend of dick size and the depth these majestic cephalopods live at.
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That's your area of study? Amatuer or qualified?
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Edited by Mendicant Bias: 7/5/2013 4:13:09 AMCephalopod cocks? Qualified. Want to see my credentials?
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Where do you keep them?
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In the laboratory under my parents' basement.
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I meant your credentials. That's important.
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Those are my credentials.
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Are you threatening me?
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What if I was? Careful what you say, I got a loaded armory of squid cocks at my disposal.
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I'm not looking for trouble.
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Then what do you want, hm? Ransom, my mother, my dick... my poop? My poop has nuts in it, BTW.
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You are completely unprofessional. I'm reporting you to the Board of United Squid Studies.
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I bet you're a government spy trying to steal the secrets to my research I've worked so hard to conceal from publicity. Well I won't let it end like this! Eat nutty poop and die!
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[quote]Eat nutty poop and die![/quote] *Eats nutty poop* *lives forever instead*
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*dashes off to tell on you* Hahahahaha!
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Edited by Mendicant Bias: 7/5/2013 5:35:26 AM*He squints* Not on my watch! *Tears his pants off and lays a nice firm turd in his hand* *He chases down Elegiac, pouncing on top of him, and shoving the nutty food baby down his throat*
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That never happened.
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Eat the bloody poop!
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You eat some first.
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No. I'm allergic to poop
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To your own poop?
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Yea, it's weird. Everytime I poop, My anal sphincter swells up and my asscheeks grow red and itchy so I have to put baby powder on my butt to wait for the swelling to go down. Think you could have a look-see for me?
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We're officially done here. I'm not going to report you to B.U.S.S. I just want to push this entire episode out of my memory.
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Who's going to inspect my butthole, then? :/
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Perhaps there are some 'learned colleagues' waiting in your basement who could assist you.
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I guess the only solution is to stick one or more of those squid phalluses up it and observe and analyze the results. *Sigh* I was afraid it would come to this.
