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6/28/2013 4:31:01 AM
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*Struts in and solos the Germans with one blast of concentrated awesome*
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(did you even read the rules?) *As it turns out, this doesn't work, the Germans spot you and begin to fire*
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(Yes I did. I just didn't care.) *Raises a hand and forms a shield of solid MAGICAL AWESOME in front of me, blocking the bullets*
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(Ah well, just remember, this little sub thread is non canon) *The shield is broken by a high caliber round, you have no choice but to take cover as artillery begins to fire*
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*Aye, but as I take cover, I whip out my shield bracelet, activating my fancier, stronger shield, blocking every bullet and most of the artillery rounds* Now, to wait for an opening to blast them again...
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*shits pants again*
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Could you avoid your pants-shitting shenanigans while I'm [url=http://fsb.zedge.net/scale.php?img=MS8yLzYvMi8xLTg1MDQ4MDAtMTI2MjI2NS5qcGc&ctype=1&v=4&q=81&xs=620&ys=383&sig=40a199444ed29b583255282158ba6861157deadc]looking badass[/url], please?
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Well pants-shitting is also badass, in another sense of the word
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I guess I see where you're coming from. You still don't look [url=http://www.scifiupdates.com/home/images/stories/TV/Dresden_Files/Small_Favor_web.jpg]as cool as me[/url], though.
