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You have the same birthday as Ezio Auditore.
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A white explosion just went off in my pants
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Calm yourself...too late.
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but what if... i'm related?? *cue second splooge
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Happy Belated Birthday!
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Thank you kind sir, though you have made a few more revolutions around the sun than I have.
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It's alright. It's all relative after a certain point.
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