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Yes son?
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I got a joke for ya.
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Uh, what is it?
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In America, you put "In God We Trust" on your money. In Russia, we have no money!
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Dang it Bobby, how many times do I have to tell you those kind of jokes just aren't funny?
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But dad, I thought you'd find that funny.
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Son, none of your jokes aren't funny.
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That boy aint right.