Every time a girl slaps me, I slowly turn my head back, have a devilish grin, and then say: Slap me harder baby.
Freaks them the -blam!- out everytime!
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One time when my friend threatened to rip my dick off i came really close to her and said, "Oh yeah, I love it when you talk dirty to me, babe." I got slapped again for it.
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This begs the question: How often do you get slapped?
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And FYI I tell girls if I offend them or anything to feel free to slap me. That way they fall in to my quagmire-esque trap!