How do I even begin to explain Recon Number 54. Recon Number 54 is flawless. He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. I hear his hair is insured for $10,000. I hear he does car commercials... In Japan. His favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time he met John Stamos on a plane and he told him he was pretty. One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.