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You mean like when the police raided the wrong address over a harmless plant and murdered someone that wasn't a threat at all to them? Good thing this fine officer got a three week PAID suspension. Justice was served.

Meanwhile in the countryside

But Obama comes in peace! His price is simple... you only need to kneel and he will put the world at your fingertips.

The Girl Scouts are snitches. Shoulda killed 'em first.

It's fine, they just want a reassuring cuddle, people have been really mean to those guys lately...

Am I the only one questioning what the hell "Jackbooted" even means?

Why did I have to be a liberal? WHY?!

....my master killed another human?.... Eh... *walks away*

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Join the Urban Warfare Gangsters! Please, it's the only way you'll survive!

This has just became a last to post wins thread.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF THIS INSTANT, VIEN!

Now O___________O and Ich Nie Winne are below me.

now ich immer's comment is not top anymore, mine is :D