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Best Chuck Norris jokes.

What are they?

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  • Edited by slight: 1/3/2016 1:10:02 PM
    Chuck Norris is no Joke.

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  • Chuck Norris once pissed in a tractor trailer. Today it's known as Optimus Prime

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  • When Chuck Norris left for kindergarten he told his dad "you are the man of the house now until I get back."

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  • Chuck Norris sells his urine as red bull.

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  • Edited by Uberdawg: 5/2/2013 12:42:17 AM
    Some of my favorites: Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story. Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle. When he crapped it out, it was 6 feet tall and a ninja. A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bay of Lays potato chips saying "betcha can't each just one!" Chuck Norris ate the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move. A ninja once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight. To make it fair, Chuck removed both his arms and one leg. After roundhouse kicking the ninja to death, Chuck sewed his limbs back on with a rusty tent spike and some bailing wire. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real first name was "Charles." Chuck Norris simply stared at the man until his head exploded.

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  • My favs are: Magicians can walk on water.....chuck norris can swim through land. Chuck can cut a hot knife with butter When Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck norris...

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      I heard Chuck Norris died but he is ok now.

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    • Chuck Norris was bitten by a king cobra. After three days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

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    • Chuck opened the vault of glass with a smile, he killed the Templar with a wink, strolled and conversed with the Gorgons and obliterated the very memory of atheon with a warm chuckle.

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    • Edited by Lord Ruler: 5/2/2013 1:19:48 AM
      There was once a street named after Chuck Norris. They had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one. Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. Death is still working up the nerve to tell him.

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    • Edited by DragonzZilla: 5/2/2013 12:28:55 AM
      Chuck Norris was shot yesterday. The funeral for the bullet will be held tomorrow.

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