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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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I double ball you motherballer
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U had one thing the other didnt, they all had strength, bravery, but u had something the others didnt........BALLS
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2 Replies[i]"I am a timeless chorus. Join your balls with mine and sing victory everlasting!"[/i] - Gravemind I really don't know how I missed this one.
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So fades the great harvest of my balls. Even these beasts recognized what you were oblivious to human. The Librarian left little to chance didn't she? Turning my own guardians, my own balls, against me. But what hubris to believe she could protect her balls from me forever.
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We exist together now, two balls in one grave. lol my favorite. halo 2 gravemind
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i am a balls to all your sins. halo 2 gravemind
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Micky! Turn back! Wait, what? I lost my balls. Now I know where to find her
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We made a blind slipspace jump, how did they- Get here first? Covenant balls have always been much faster then ours
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The time of our return is coming. Our balls will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape. The Reapers - Mass Effect Series
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Call of Balls/ Call of duty
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Drink from the balls- bungie: all threads
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1 ReplyEdited by addiecorps: 9/7/2013 11:56:27 PMYoung Amata: [after player expresses interest in Christine Kendall] Gross! I didn't even know you liked balls. And you know what I mean, before you say something rude about me.- Fallout 3 [In Underworld] Snowflake: [coughs] Terrible air down here... oh, oh! Hey! Look at that! Balls! With hair! Hey, you think we can do somethin' about that? Player: About what? My hair? Snowflake: Yeah, man! That's what I do, I cut hair. I know, I know, you look around here and there ain't a lot of work to show off, right? These corpses only got half a head of the stuff, so I never get a chance to work on a full head. Come on! No charge!-Fallout 3 Until next time, this is Three Dog (howls), and you're listening to Balls. Bringing you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts. And now, some music.-Fallout 3 Ulysses "You came all this way for balls. Only currency I have."- Fallout New Vegas
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"I've got balls of balls."
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The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is it's last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the balls is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sands and rocks here stained with thousands of years of balls... they will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: Balls... - Captain Price (Modern Warfare 2)
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"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... balls for everyone! Wait, scratch that. balls for no one. I suppose that can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like ball" -Sheogorath
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I will beat the prophets balls like a drum!
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1 ReplyI used to be a great adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the...
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7 RepliesDon't promise a girl balls that you can't keep - as said by Cortana in multiple Halo games. This is the bomb, I love all the quotes!
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"Incoming balls!" - Carth Onasi KOTOR ""Your Weakness is in your balls!" - final boss in the Hammer Station Flashpoint SWTOR "I hear the Grand Moff is calling me Malgus the Betrayer. Tell me, did my balls sting!?" - Darth Malgus SWTOR
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"I like balls" Anonymous gay guy.
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Edited by BADMAGIK: 9/1/2013 3:17:29 PM"Even these balls recognize what you are oblivious to, human." -Didact
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"Loaded for balls" MW2
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"it's too dangerous to go alone, take balls"
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Reminds me of a classic quote: "All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one." - Tony MONTANA
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"Thought I shoot my balls out, mix things up a little" Halo 3: Master Chief after saving Cortana in Mission 8
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Edited by Zuuru: 4/24/2013 3:12:46 AMAll you Greenhorns who wanted to see balls up close, today is gonna be your lucky day! - Sergeant Johnson
