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A didlo is a single function device, but these zords can transform into many forms!
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A dildo can be whatever you want it to be. It can transform into your bestfriend? Your bestfriend's mom? Your mom?
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A dildo is not the sexual equivalent of a cardboard box.
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A cardboard box isn't in the shape of a massive bumpy penis. Duh
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Exactly.