Austin.
I've seen predictions of the yield and blast radius. I'm not worried, because I don't think NK can get a nuke here, period. But if I were to worry, I'd be more worried about accuracy than yield. If he's targeting downtown, I'm probably fine, except for radiation and fallout. But can he hit whatever he's targeting?
Austin just makes so little sense as a target, except for its status as TX's capital. But if you want to hurt TX, I think you'd do better to hit an economic center with a larger population like Dallas or Houston, or a military center like San Antonio.
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Imagine how awkward it would be for them if they did manage to get a nuke over here, but it didn't go off? Just a dud.
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I have. Imagine being on the EOD team that has to go recover the dud warhead. F that.
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That sounds like a lot of suck. Imagine being Kim Jong-Un and having to explain to the world what a North Korean nuke is doing sitting in an American port, after it was intended to go off. Awwwwwkward.
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Edited by RighteousTyrant: 4/4/2013 2:46:31 AMPssh, he'd just use some footage from Call of Duty or something and pretend it worked. :-P In the meantime, we load it up on a plane and paradrop it back into downtown Pyongyang. See how they cover that up, haha. EDIT: oh, to the world. Well, what it's doing there would be pretty obvious. He'd be totally boned. I just wonder if collapse would come from outside or from within?
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A classic Return to Sender strategy right there, I like it! Dude I lol'd so hard when I watched their mediocre propaganda videos. To think those actually fool people is amazing in and of itself. They're of the same quality as a 5th grader learning how to use Windows Movie Maker, with copyright infringement galore!
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Edited by VIC: 4/3/2013 7:58:08 PMNorth Korea: Making Austin Weirder Also, you leave Dallas out of this.
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Edited by RighteousTyrant: 4/3/2013 8:01:53 PMAlso, your airport is a major transportation hub, and isn't Dallas home to more Fortune 500 companies than Austin? Never mind the Federal Reserve branch up there . . . ARE YOU LISTENING KIM JONG UN?!
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Don't give him ideas!! He'll be able to nuke me with a Tsar Bomba cause he totally has those and the ability to launch them on target by the nanometer!!!11!!1!!!
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OH SHIT