A chicken. I'll be the chicken that nobody on the Earth ever put in a deep fryer and I will die of natural causes.
English
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Well, my name is ChickenAbductor...
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You'll have to catch me first. *clucking, my feathers flying everywhere*
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Why the hell would you want to be a fucking chicken?
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Cause I'll be known as the chicken that nobody ate. I'll live a long life and eat worms and die a hero to all other chickens