Okay dude, I'll give you a tip. People try to pull this every now and then. This community is over a decade old. It's seriously strong. You'll just be seen as a novelty account for only a little while at best. After that it will just be seen as some annoying little kid. (I guarantee it already has for some people.) If you want to "make waves", then drop the whole act. Comment on posts, start the occasional thread, and be a contributing member to the community. All you'll be doing to yourself with this act is hampering any progress of actually becoming a community member. Sorry to be rough, but it pains me to see a new guy crash and burn.