Can you imagine asking the judge about that condition?
"Your honor? Did you just bar the accused from every library on the planet?"
Yes counsel, I did.
"But sir? The whole planet?"
Is there a problem?
"Well your honor, if my client wants to check out a book, he's going to have to become an astronaut, and that could take years!"
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A more reasonable statement would be about the jurisdiction the judge has.
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"And if he wants to fap, he'll have to go to Borders. It's not the same thing as a library though, all the books are too new there. There isn't that library feeling that gets the boner blood flowing."