My dad witnessed a miracle once. He and some friends were on holiday driving up a really precarious mountain road when one of his friends said he needs a shit and can't hold it in. They stopped but since they were halfway up the mountain and there wasn't even any bushes to crap in he did it off the side of the cliff. As he finished he paused and said "what am I gonna wipe my ass with?" And right as he said it, a roll of toilet paper floated by on the wind and he plucked it right out of the air. True story.