Sounds good, buddy. Fill this out and we'll get back to you: Mythic Member Application Please explain all answers. 1. User Name 2. Location 3. Why do you want to become a Mythic Member (choose from below)? A. Hot chix B. Naked pics of stosh C. I want to flaunt my Mythicness D. All of the above 4. Please rank the current Mythics from hottest to ugliest. 5. Who is your favorite Mythic and why ? 6. You are in attendance at a Mythix party and notice that Yoozel is facedown on the floor and appears to be attempting to "swim" towards the bathroom. Do you: a. Get him another drink b. Film the event and upload to YouTube c. Help him to the bathroom d. A and B only e. All of the above 7. If you had to permaban one Bungie employee who would it be and why? 8. What is the best state-of-mind for participating in the forums? a. Slightly buzzed b. Drunk c. Blacked out d. Other (please specify) 9. How often would you answer appeals from people wanting to be Mythic? a. Once a year b. Never 10. Which of the following is an appropriate way to flaunt your Mythicness? a. The users in a thread think they're better than you and you need to "take them down a notch." b. The user claims to have a larger penis than you. c. The user just beat you in an argument. d. The user is using the "avatar of the day" as posted in Mythic members "Flaunt to these users" thread. e. All of the above are appropriate. 11. Please explain how you would best flaunt your Mythicness.