Commander: [b][i]SHOOT THE GUYS IN BLUE!!! IN BLUE!!!![/i][/b]
You: [i]Pew, pew, pew[/i]
Commander: [b][i]YOU JUST SHOT OUR GUYS!!! THEY ARE IN [u]GREEN[/u]!!! I SAID SHOOT THE [u]BLUE[/u] GUYS!!![/i][/b]
You: [i]Whoops, my bad![/i]
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What army wears a bright blue uniform?!
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UN. They have sky blue markings.
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I would be working WITH the UN, I'm not going to be shooting my own team.
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How would you know? The UN is a multi-national force. If you were presented with the Blue painted kevlar helmets of the UN, and the standard green ones favored by everyone else, how would you see the difference when a head pops up out of a fox hole? Also, on terrain maps, elevation is shown by green lines, and water by blue. What if you thought you were looking for a stream when walking in mountain range? How would you know where you were?
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I can read maps perfectly. and I can see green and blue clearly when separated, So unless I don't see the VIBRANT blue UN helmet they are all required to wear with a massive white UN symbol on them, even then I would not be allowed to shoot without radioing in to an officer. Irish soldiers are not allowed to shoot without permission on peacekeeping (which is what I would be doing.) The Irish Army, is very very different than the English or American.
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Then you were wronged. It makes no sense and you should be allowed in. Please, allow me to call the Irish Army and tell them my opinion so they can rectify the matter and get you in straight away.
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Thank you! Finally someone on my side! That's exactly what I said.
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OK. I called them. Just show up and hand them an envelope with a piece of toast in it.
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Edited by Onion Beetle: 1/28/2013 7:59:46 PMO.o I don't like where this is going. Refresh my memory on the toast method.
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Its simple. Just make some toast. Place it in an envelope. Then hand that to the recruiter. Wait 3 days. Now go to him and ask him if the peanut butter is in the potato. If he says that no, it was in the apple sauce then you are in. If he just slaps you it means it was rejected by the Bronies in High Command.
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Exactly as I remember it, full proof!