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1/24/2013 7:35:38 PM
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How could it be possible for a adult male to become a fairy princess?
This is for a friend... >_> <_<
Everyone has dreams.
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Ask the Rock
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1 ReplyPlump [spoiler]The Thanksgiving bump[/spoiler]
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You must wander the feral forests until he comes upon the old yet surprising attractive witch Thalruminour. She will give you the book possessed by the demon R'myalnitch. You must then travel to the city of Ornik, capital of the Nuranic Alliance. In that city, you must rustle the jimmies of King Norok MMXIII. You must escape from prison travel with a bunch of travelling carny-pirates. They will take you to Nixtoxacl, the jungle island of the Virocxl, the noble beastmen, navy blue of fur. You must learn their ways, take one of them as his Moatlaxl(essentially wife/husband, but there's more to it than that). You must then roar at the sea until a raft appears before you. Trust in the Findirani, Lord of Oceans, to guide you to the desert continent of Lahsuh. You will appear before the closest king and sacrifice your Moatlaxl before them and then engage in an orgy with the local gypsy boys. This will not only intimidate the king, but impress him. He will make you his heir and commander of his forces. Bring the entire continent of Lahsuh under the rule of whichever king was closest to you when you landed. Raise an army and set sail from the land that you left so long ago. Dethrone the impotent pretender Norok MMXIII. After this, return to the witch and free the demon from his literary prison and he will possess the witch and make you a fairy princess.
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Hormones and several surgeries.
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Elastic band around your balls until they drop off?
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You just have to believe.
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1 ReplyEdited by JOHN CENA: 1/25/2013 4:48:14 AMThis is how. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DM8krWnU0uQ#t=89s[/url] Looks like copying a youtube link at current time does not work.
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2 Replies>Male >Princess Not possible.
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Edited by Puma Knight: 1/25/2013 4:40:10 AMWell, if we assume that being a fairy princess is possible, then we must assume fairies exist. If fairies exist, then magic must exist as well. As we all know, magic seems to be able to let anything be possible to those who are educated in its ways. Therefore, magic is the means to your dream.
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Rocky Horror Picture Show comes to mind.... although I'm not sure those are the types of fairies your friend has in mind.
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Adopt feminine pronouns Wear dress and wings Done
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You'll need a surgery.
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Ask Dwayne Johnson
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[quote]Everyone has dreams.[/quote] I need more of an explanation than this.
