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Land of the free, where you can be locked up for life without a trial...
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That isn't important. What is important is that a law abiding American can't eat authentic Scottish haggis, one of the best foods ever.
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I'll be honest, I've never actually tried it.
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Oh its wonderful stuff. Its pretty cheap too. It'll be in the Supermarkets because of Burns Night. Buy! Buy! Buy!
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Your life is incomplete.