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Edited by Capiton Render: 1/23/2013 6:29:06 PM
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Just eat coffee beans raw, and you shall out hipster them without sacrificing your dignity or appearance. They will come to respect you for being so hip, to get your caffiene from beans and not brew, and they will make you their hipster king. And being that you are their king, they will all dress in the same manner, and not do stuff based on popularity but on personal interest. You may be able to solve the hipster plague burrito, just get it done mango.
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  • Hmm I just might actually try that when I see a hipster drinking coffee now..

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  • Edited by Capiton Render: 1/23/2013 7:44:46 PM
    Just chew on them and have a big smile. When the hipster approaches and asks what you are eating, in a rage filled voice scream [b]"coffee beans moron, ive been doing it forever!, hell it isnt even popular or known about!"[/b], all while spitting chewed up saliva soaked beans on their scarves and knit hats.

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