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originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Edited by bobcast:
5/23/2014 1:06:58 AM
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Corrupt-a-wish
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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i choke the chicken/beat the meat/spank the monkey too. whats your point? granted,but then instead of choking his chicken,he bangs your mom. i wish i wasnt so good at halo2.
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Granted, but your were now born with arthritis! I wish Shaboopi would stop choking chickens to death! P.S. Yes, I did reading around the pinned topics, and read Shaboopi's confession that he is a chicken choker.
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Granted. But it's monopoly money. You know, the suprise butt secks would be annoying as hell after awhile... But i think someone could get used to it. Wouldn't a Hermaphroditic "interest" be great for someone Bi? lol. I wish to not have arthritis at 27. I'm not kidding you, i can make a beat by manually popping my Knuckles. WTF
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Granted, but your hermie gilfriend gives you surprise butt secks! No lube! I wish for money.
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Granted, but then humanity becomes bored with life, and finds ways... VERY INTERESTING... ways to kill themselves. Then we're all dead, because we couldn't bloody up some A-hole. I wish for a hermaphrodite (girl?)friend. (Not a -blam!-. THATS gross.) Btw, i'm joking.
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but then life would be so dull,that you'll kill yourself. i wish war never existed.
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granted.....but he's using the almighty Doom stick. I wish for un-corrupted wishes.
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Granted, but you accidentally order estrogen pills. How's that PMS coming along? I wish for surprise butt secks!
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Granted, but nobody else wants you to. Oh, that was too mean... I wish i could afford pills for uh... things. The ones that work.
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granted, but you end up killing anybody who has sex with you. I wish......I could be more actve here.
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granted, but you suck. This is gonna be an extremely vulgar wish, that i would LOVE to see the corruption of. it's also not true. I wish more jizzz came out of me when i came. like a coffee mug load. (That's one helluva wish)
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Granted, but due to some nomenclature confusion, there isn't going to be a chick. I wish for a Harley-Davidson Iron 883.
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Granted, but the wait for it is Eternal. LIKE DUKE NUKEM FOREVER LOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I wish for nothing.
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Granted but it's a squirrel brain. I wish I had Marathon: Eternal.
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granted but it's semen pie. dude, that must suck. i wish i had a brain.
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Granted, but when you plug it in you get shocked and all the houses for 100 miles around you lose power leaving you to explain why little Billy in that hospital died since he didn't have life support because their generator malfunctioned and outside power was his only hope. Well since I can't 'make' a wish I suppose I'll just use an old one used by someone already. I wish I had more pie. Eh? [Edited on 03.31.2009 2:45 PM PDT]
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granted, but you never get to actually MAKE a wish again. sucks for you, dude. I wish i had my Super-Vee tremolo for my stratocaster, so i can FREAKING PLAY IT WITHOUT GOING OUT OF TUNE!!! AAAUUUGGGHHH!!! (I tune by ear. its impossible for me to NOT notice it.)
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Granted, but the radioactivity makes your hair fall out, you grow extra limbs, and you can no longer see, because you have knee caps for eyes!!... <.< >.> ...... What? I wish that my wish was never granted.
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Granted, but... uh... wow. um... granted? i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish... FLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OOOOHHH... THATS why im a spammer...
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granted, but your that one good guy who gets tortured to death I wish the wish below me was corrupted
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Granted, but you end up writing children's books with nursery rhymes. How Horrible! I wish I was in an action movie.
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Granted, but you are forced by a mad man to kill, cook, and eat said kitty. Meow! I wish I was a published writer.
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Granted, but now your deaf and mute. I wish I had a wittle kitty kat. :O
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Granted but... Why? I wish i didn't have a lisp...
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Granted, but you'll suffer your whole life from a tummy wound :O. Lets try something new, I'll give a wish thats already corrupted >:) I wish I had a ipod touch thats been stepped on and drenched in rain.
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granted, but it eats you instead im all out of wishes................. i wish i won't die
