One time, I stubbed my pinky toe on the coffee table, and I was like, "Oh, dang it, man. I just stubbed my pinky toe on the coffee table." And my mom was like, "What?" And I was like, "I just stubbed my pinky toe on the coffee table." Then she asked, "Oh, you stubbed your pinky toe on the coffee table?" And I was like, "Yeah, I stubbed my pinky toe on the coffee table." Then she said, "Oh, well... Don't stub your pinky toe on the coffee table." And I was like, "Too late. I already stubbed my pinky toe on the coffee table." And she was like, "Well, you shouldn't do that. You shouldn't stub your pinky toe on the coffee table." Then I said, "Well, I didn't exactly mean to stub my pinky toe on the coffee table." And then she was like, "Oh, ok."