Ah crap not again *loads up a pistol and puts on an RCPD uniform* it’s Resident Evil time ig
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"7 seconds" 💯💯
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Thire Valranne, Umbrella Corporation Alpha team.
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*A few weeks later, you find yourself in the Court of Bones, being tried for the assault of an innocent skeleton. They deem you guilty, and sentence you to an undeath in prison!* *. . .* *As you are currently still alive, this sentence means nothing at the moment, but don't worry, you'll be back!*
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I DIDNT EVEN SHOOT HIM I JUST LOADED MY GUN IM BEING FRAMED
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*The Head Skelly Judge ponders over your words for a brief moment, and then shrugs.* "You probably deserve it."
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WHAT?!? NO YOU CANT DO THIS!
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"The Court of Bones can do whatever it pleases." The Head Skelly Judge says. "Since we're dead, we're not bound by the same laws as you fleshy living people. I would stick my tongue out at you, but I don't have a tongue."
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Your honor as a hunter who has fought and killed moon presence I would like to say that my client feared the old blood
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"And what does that have to do with anything?" The Head Skelly Judge asked.
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Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh