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Edited by Oinkthebaconking:
6/23/2024 2:15:32 PM
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The people promoting this garbage are such simps.
It's as if your girlfriend (Bungie) who You've been wanting to break up with so much you started avoiding her(last year during Lightfall) invited you to dinner to "make things right".
Then you get there and instead of the great meal you were promised she cooked ten boxes of Kraft Mac and cheese. You take a bite and you're so hungry it tastes delicious, but then just as you start to get sick of eating it she brings out dessert and says" here is the dessert that will actually make this meal good, but you can't eat it until you wash all our dishes first."
Then you do it even though you know you're being taken advantage of, and you get your dessert. Then she says "well, let's move this to some endgame activities" and you walk into the bedroom to find another guy in there and she says "if you want this piece of endgame, you need to communicate with this other guy so you can both give me what I want".
Then you go everywhere bragging about having a threesome, but you leave out the part about the other guy just so you can live with yourself.
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Edited by Roach: 6/25/2024 7:14:04 AMI started reading that and then got the urge to make some Macaroni Cheese. I have mine on a bed of crispy bacon. *Homer Simpson Drools* Final Shape is like my ex wife. Looks good, costs you a fortune, but it doesn't take long to realise there are many places you would rather be than with this pointless, will to live sapping, waste of time.
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You can just play a game you like instead. I promise the strikes playlist and patrol spaces will be okay lmao.
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Have an upvote. Love the creative storytelling.
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😆😆 enjoyed reading this dude. Hope it's not based on a real life experience!!
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LOL, nice one!
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Edited by Chromium Wraith: 6/24/2024 9:39:49 AMI left a like for the creativity of the post, not the content itself.
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Bro it ain’t that deep. It’s a game weirdo.
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All you do is strikes and patrols, no wonder you're [b][i]insane[/i][/b]
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Now [b]THATS[/b] what I can a "grind" Lmfao.
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LMFAO post of the year
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You okay bud?
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Best laugh I had today 🤣
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People put the strangest things in their head. It's a video game dude. It ain't that deep.
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lmao that was funny but its not that serious man comparing a game to girl tells me all i need to know about you maybe go play WoW or something
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Bro, I haven’t laughed this hard on these forums in a long time. 🤣 Thank you.
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Hahahahahaha!!!! Most excellent!
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no one can describe it better than you :D bingo dude
