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5/24/2024 11:42:20 PM
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A hangry girlfriend has showed up on my porch, what do
Toast/envelope isn’t working. Also she keeps complaining about how tired she is and how she has a headache. What else should I do? Nobody has come looking for her yet.
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Edited by Cultmeister: 5/25/2024 12:50:11 PMGet and cook a whole cooked salmon and throw it outside somewhere out of the way but close enough for her to get the scent. Hopefully she will be full after one and go to sleep
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1 ReplyHas she drank any water today?
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2 RepliesEdited by jmann43b: 5/24/2024 11:49:16 PMA quart of ice cream with crushed up aspirin in it and a glass of wine for a chaser; preferably something that pairs well with the ice cream but when in doubt, go with a red.
