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4/12/2024 12:12:30 PM
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Hello, I’m Jon Money from the insurance company. I’m here about a recent fire that was reported. Our fraud team did an inspection of the place and your story checks out.
Here’s the payout:
💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷
We hope you can recover from this tragic accident.
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Aw that's grea- OH -blam!- THE MONEY IS ON FIRE NOW!!! 💷💷🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Hello, this is the metropolitan police. We are here to arrest you on behalf of the Bank of England. As you should know, it is NOT illegal to deface or destroy banknotes in the United Kingdom. HOWEVER, I have reason to believe that there were coins among the ideas destroyed in the fire. As per the section 10 of the coinage act of 1971, destruction of coins IS in fact a crime. Richard, put this one in handcuffs.
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*Slips the cuffs and melts into a nearby sewer grate* Over my purple protoplasm!
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So he buys the fire and within HOURS sets his business alight, and you guys think that’s not suspicious? I don’t want to be telling you how to do your job, but come on.
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Dude... uncool.
