We got the barbecue, the rodeo, the hospitality, Big Bend, the Frio River, the Alamo, the San Antonio river walk, all of the best Six Flags parks, Gainesville, Enchanted Rock, and much more...[spoiler]Houston is also the medical center of the world funnily enough, with the best heart and cancer treatment and research globally by a mile.[/spoiler]

[quote]We got the barbecue[/quote] allegedly [quote]the rodeo[/quote] the pg13 version of mr hands [quote]the hospitality[/quote] we put the spit in hospitality [quote]Big Bend[/quote] poor man’s yellowstone [quote]the Frio River[/quote] que frio [quote]the Alamo[/quote] located conveniently next to the beautiful AMC Rivercenter 11 [quote]the San Antonio river walk[/quote] it’s a shitty mall along a dirty drainage pipe [quote]all of the best Six Flags parks[/quote] that’s kind of like saying we have the best Quiznos [quote]Gainesville[/quote] who doesn’t love a monument to stalled progress [quote]Enchanted Rock[/quote] it’s a hill [quote]and much more...[/quote] just mike jones and that’s it [quote][spoiler]Houston is also the medical center of the world funnily enough, with the best heart and cancer treatment and research globally by a mile.[/spoiler][/quote] [spoiler]because the locals will steal the cancer right out of you[/spoiler]

[quote][quote]We got the barbecue[/quote] allegedly [quote]the rodeo[/quote] the pg13 version of mr hands [quote]the hospitality[/quote] we put the spit in hospitality [quote]Big Bend[/quote] poor man’s yellowstone [quote]the Frio River[/quote] que frio [quote]the Alamo[/quote] located conveniently next to the beautiful AMC Rivercenter 11 [quote]the San Antonio river walk[/quote] it’s a shitty mall along a dirty drainage pipe [quote]all of the best Six Flags parks[/quote] that’s kind of like saying we have the best Quiznos [quote]Gainesville[/quote] who doesn’t love a monument to stalled progress [quote]Enchanted Rock[/quote] it’s a hill [quote]and much more...[/quote] just mike jones and that’s it [quote][spoiler]Houston is also the medical center of the world funnily enough, with the best heart and cancer treatment and research globally by a mile.[/spoiler][/quote] [spoiler]because the locals will steal the cancer right out of you[/spoiler][/quote] Wow. You've just proven that you don't really know much about the Lone Star State.