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3/7/2022 4:53:54 AM
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I need some plumming advice: what does it mean when the toilet starts screaming....
I would love for this to be a joke post, however its 11:48 pm and after flushing it just starts screaming...
No joke, It caught me off guard and i can feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins...
Can someone explain why its doing this?
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1 ReplyAre you sure it's your toilet and not a yeti toilet impersonator?
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Yeah you might want to call somebody about that. (NSFW)
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Edited by Knavenformed: 3/9/2022 5:59:18 AMYou ran into one of the rare non-deviants. They are the ones that like most don't like -blam!- being spread on their mouth and scat being stuffed down their throats. This happens when they underestimate the job applications "scat deviancy helps but not necessary" since the supply of toilet workers is very low compared to the demand.
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1 ReplyIt's challenging your authority, you must kill it before it becomes conscious and gains power and nutrients from urine, you'd be surprised how many nutrients are in pee, especially if you drink energy drinks cause it gives the toilet energy
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1 ReplyEdited by Thire: 3/7/2022 8:17:18 PMTry hitting it with a sledgehammer. No more screaming, no more problems.
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2 RepliesIt’s just angry at you for spelling “plumbing” wrong.
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1 Replyhttps://homeguides.sfgate.com/loud-whining-sound-toilet-tank-filling-back-up-33021.html Literally three seconds on Google
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2 RepliesYou’ve gotten a toilet that doesn’t like to eat human waste. Most toilets are born with an immense desire to eat human excrement; however, a select few are instead born with a craving for fresh, professionally cooked meals from a five star restaurant.
