Made a wrong turn.
Wound up in Russia.
But I found this gopnik with a flame spitting Lada.
[spoiler]Wonder if he'd accept trade, or better yet outright sell it to me.[/spoiler]
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The only way you should accept the trade is if it has built in Vodka dispensers, kvass distiller, and a sound system capable of playing the hardest of bass.
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Alright so being a Lada.... I know what I'd be getting. Roughly. And it is a bit rough. [quote]built in Vodka dispensers[/quote] In talking about the idea conceptually, that's where the whole thing started. Turns out the legalities of having vodka dispensers are different from.... idk, making stuff spit fire. Fewer hurdles with one than the other I guess. The distillery... that process can sometimes be a bit volatile. Being a Lada and all... depending on how negotiations go... I could probably just go buy beers. But about the soundsystem. I'll take care of that myself. Got a local shop that's pretty hot stuff (pun not explicitly intended but...) when it comes to electronics. Like I'm kind of wondering if we can rig something up where we can sync the hardbass to a dope Lada Pyrotechnic Display. Get that taken care of, I'd start bringing it out to music festivals and stuff. Hell yeah!