so a long long time ago in a galaxy far away there was a planet called riis. on riis there were these cool bug people called eliskni, they were kinda like humans but they cut each others arms off to assert dominance, and need a drug called ether to stay alive. so one day a big white ball appeared in the sky said "h e l o" and gave them limitless drugs to stay alive. then some pointy triangles showed up and the ball said ''-blam!- this shit I'm o u t" and dipped. then the eliskni chased after the ball, probably yelling "I CAN CHANGE" but the ball kept walking. the ball then saw humanity and said "if looks could kill I would be activating my paracausal defensive system, killing everything in the solar system" so it did what any resensable ball would do and began to stalk humanity, humanity found this cute and married the ball. this made the eliskni very mad and invaded humanity after the pointy boi's tried to kill the ball. the ball sent it's kids to kill all the eliskni, some eleskni joined forces with the queen of the awoken, Mara sov, eventually a very bad eliskni named sklos convinced all the fallen to kill the awoken and help him become there supreme ruler, kell of kells. then the balls kids killed him. one house of eliskni (I'm calling them fallen from this point forward so my hand doesn't cramp), the house devils take a bunch of drugs and attach computers to themselves, but then the balls kids killed all of them. soon after the fallen houses collapse then join together so they could be stronger, but are accidently weaker. then mara sovs -blam!- brother accidently made zombies, who killed the depressed robot, cayde-6, and then planted mind control into the mind of superskybro. also a fallen named variks kinda helped them do it. then an edgy fallen tried to kill the ball with the help of the triangles, but the ball's kids killed her with a triangle. also there is a very fluffy boy named mithrax and if he dies then my hoped and dreams of having a clean criminal record are going to be shattered.