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Edited by Roach: 11/30/2020 4:18:42 PM
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Not sure what people expected. The other characters are hardly setting the world alight. Saint 14 is one of the greatest Titan's alive. A Titan whose mere presence would cause women's knicker elastic to snap and their bra's to just fall off in admiration. Women wanted him and men wanted to be him. He now stands in a Hangar selling tokens for a bugged event. Osiris, the greatest Guardian ever apparently, got -blam!- slapped by a Hive Knight and saved by Crow. His Ghost had to sacrifice herself to save him because he once again screwed up. Probably stuck somewhere drunk out of his brains. Ikora Ray spends her days day dreaming at her post with nothing to sell and nothing to do. She just stands around wibbling away to herself in between shaving her head and wondering why no one bothers with her anymore. The Crow is standing in a cubbyhole selling tokens and mumbling gibberish. His Ghost apparently has a bomb in it. How did that happen anyway when they never sleep and would surely notice someone sticking explosives in them ?? Zavala stands about being spied on by the bones of an Ahamkara that everyone knows have powers after death and no one has thought to get rid of it. He spends his time saying "Hello Guardian" and gripping the rail like he is holding in a massive dump. Shaxx just stands about shouting under the same Ahamkara when he should, as a Titan, be decking every scummy Hunter that dares show his face in his presence. Petra Venj is a vendor for the Dreaming City, a dead location. She is also in the Spiders Lair as I had just done the first missions of Foresaken and she was stood ten feet away from the Crow and never recognised him. Dozy bint. Petra spends her days travelling around locations in the Dreaming City every week as she is just totally bored with the never ending curse. Eris Morn is still talking to herself in her now dead location but no one is there to even laugh at the sad space cat lady anymore because like the Dreaming City its utterly pointless now. She just stands there in an outfit that looks like it was made from the casts offs from an Oxfam shop dribbling gibberish and smelling of wee. Hawthorne, probably the most pointless one of all is still sat there with her stupid bird talking to us in that patronising way. I find it hard to believe that not one of my fellow Titans has tractor cannoned her and her stupid bird straight into the side of the Traveller. The Drifter's alright. At least he makes an effort to be mildly interesting. Ana Bray has re-appeared. Last seen in front of a giant Exo head with her robotic sister talking about how much they hate their grandad. Exo Stranger. Wow. Apparently she now has time to explain. And a rocking bod. She also sounds a lot like Ciri from the Witcher 3. She too hates her Grandad.
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  • Fight me, I'll slap you with my scummy pole.

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  • What is with the Titans and the constant need to be decking things?

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  • As a titan, wormgod caress happens and why bother using weapons when I can even one punch hive knights using that while being nearly immortal with sentinel melee heal?

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  • [quote]why bother using weapons when I can even one punch hive knights[/quote] Classic Titanism.

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  • Mönke brayn

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  • My monkey brain is chill though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNZ63iwnn5M

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  • Wow, you put a lot of effort into this

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  • I agree Shaw Han doesnt have the most significant role in the game but where i think he succeeds is where a new player joins the game. Like a totally fresh player, Destiny has needed a decent introduction to its game for a while so when a new player boots up into this world they have a friendly face and a decent quest line for new players. Where it was beforehand you'd do the introduction mission and have some tasks, you now have a questline in a 'starting zone' which is now the Cosmodrome. My only criticisms: The character model however, looks odd. Like i feel like he was a rejected Ken Doll. The Cosmodrome should have more significance in further areas for higher light level activities like Wrathborn hunts - This would at least dampen the thought that the Cosmodrome came back useless because to higher light level players theres really no need to venture to the Cosmodrome unless theyre on a strike.

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  • You forgot about Hawthorne’s bird, who can manipulate space and time. Or well... [i]used too.[/i]

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  • 😅😅

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  • Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Saint and Osiris are confirmed by Bungie in a relationship with each other. So don’t think women will be doing all of that.

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  • Saint is a robot. How does that work ??

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  • But why... is this pandering or a worthwhile addition to the lore.

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  • I get where you’re coming from but it atleast expands on their relationship. I wouldn’t call it pandering since it doesn’t affect anything gay or straight.

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  • Bringing Saint-14 back was a big mistake. He was a myth, a legend, should have stayed as one.

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