[i]Bad Juju catalyst[/i] enters forum chat: “Ahem, I think you’ll find [b]I’ve[/b] the most pointless catalyst in [b]this[/b] conversation”
[i]Mida Multi[/i]: “Hold my beer!”
[i]Jade Rabbit[/i]: “No, Hold mine!”
[i]Sturm[/i]: “I’ll take you both on!”
[i]Sweet Business[/i]: “You three can shut up & sit back down!”
....then the forum doors swing wildly open
[i]Tommy’s Matchbook[/i]: “🙄.....You lot know fvck all! 🤬😡”
[i]Every other exotic weapon, in unison[/i]
“Tommy’s got a point”
[i]Skyburner[/i]: “That’s the only time he’s ever lit [b]anything[/b] up!”
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Edited by Sturm with no Drang: 11/9/2020 1:15:40 PMTommy’s puts me in mental anguish every time I look at it because it’s a very nice looking auto, it has solar which I like, it handles fairly well, but its catalyst perk combined with its innate overheat perk is literally designed to kill you faster by tricking you into thinking you’ll actually heal faster if you set yourself on fire and deplete your shields all so that that one thrall gets behind you and -blam!-ing trounces your ass. Even Risk Runner rewards you for taking damage better than Tommy’s and I don’t mean to be one to pontificate here, but that matchstick doesn’t even get me hot and bothered like the flapper girls down at the theatre, y’see?
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How is cerberus+1 not in this bar conversation?
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Edited by Demon_XXVII: 11/9/2020 6:22:15 PM[i]Cerberus+1[/i] got sparked out by [i]Worldline Zero [/i] He Never saw it coming! 😆
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Because its Catalyst actually good. In right hands, it is used as auto and shooty at the same time with catalyst.
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Maybe i need to get good with it but from my experience using it and fighting against it(very few times) any legendary shotty out classes it and shaperone destroys it. The mobility of this game is way to high for cerberus to have any value in pvp. Pve maybe on sitting targets.