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originally posted in:Offtopic Arena
10/27/2020 5:35:20 PM
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Owenthscaryking I challenge thee to a dance off!
No rolls
No combat
Just slick beats
You go first. Impress me my good flibbert.
[spoiler]
HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
English
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[i]he walks on stage wearing an 80s esc purple suit and does a flip.[/i] “You’re on!”
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[i]I floss at you at lightning speed.[/i] "TOP THIS MY GOOD FLIBBERT!!" [spoiler] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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[i]he does the fort nite default dance[/i] “Lmao you suck lol”
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Edited by Jruong: 10/27/2020 7:15:55 PM"You Insult me my good flibbert!" [i]I tackle you, bring you to your feet, look you deep in the eyes and break into a graceful waltz.[/i] [spoiler] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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“Bruh” [i]the legoking completes a successful kick flip to escape your grasp and starts beatboxing and breakdancing at the same time[/i]
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[i]Smooth Criminal starts blasting. I moonwalk towards you, slowly, fluid-like, spin and do flip, then pull off a nasty full split.[/i] [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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“Gah! His power!” [i]you see my character cringing at you. But then, suddenly, Macarena starts playing and he does the Macarena, never missing a beat[/i]
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"You call that dancing?!" [i]I break into an Irish Riverdance. The stomping of my feet shakes the very earth and registers on the Richtor Scale. The earthquake unbalances you completely and you fall flat on your ass.[/i] [spoiler] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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“Your puny dancing is nothing compared to the might of mother Russia!” [i]he is speaking a Russian accent all of a sudden, and making the best recovery ever, he gets into a Russian squat dance and moves closer, kicking you [/i]
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[i]I do the helicopter, spinning so fast I start levitating, evading your kicks.[/i] [spoiler] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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“That shouldn’t even be possible...” [i]he jumps up, does a crane kick, does a corkscrew, and lands right back on his feet.[/i] “Where were we? Ah yes, I was kicking your ass.”
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[i]I flip away and land on my feet. I then grab you and break into a Salsa Dance.[/i] [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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“This again!?” [i]he does a double somersault away and does the shopping cart, changing into the running man, changing to the mummy walk, and finishes it off with a backflip and a kneel[/i]
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Edited by Jruong: 10/27/2020 8:18:11 PM[i]I do the pop and lock then the worm. I finish with a dab.[/i] "Can you keep up my good flibbert?" [spoiler] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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“Gah. I hate you, do you know that?” [i]he kick flips towards you and kicks you in the face and keeps on flipping and hitting[/i]
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Lol resorting to violence after running out of sick nasty moves eh? Consider yourself out danced. The challenge is over. You lose my good flibbert. [spoiler] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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Huh. Didn’t realize that was the rules. Okay, gg
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(In all reality, the rules did NOT say that you lost. The Judges will decide that. And due to my good flibbert's hubris, he has LOST.)
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Huh. Ok. Gg
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[spoiler]I ain't the one calling the shots in reality, but if I know Nil, and if she's in her Nilly mode, she'll vote against Hydra for good reason[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]alright, well I’m not gonna hold out on a hope, though[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]believe me, if you need pointers, call me or something. you can't just say it's over. the judges know that, and that should go in your favor.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]sorry, I never have done this before[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]dude you're fine! I'm just saying if ya need help I'd be happy to help ya![/spoiler]
