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[i]A fist and arm smashes through the door and begins to make various hand gestures accompanied by a voice[/i]
“How’d you find this attic? Who are you? What do you want? Are you my Amazon delivery guy? I told you to use the super secret knock! Or maybe you’re my door dash guy? Where’s my food god dammit!”
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[i]The postman cowers in the corner.[/i] "I d-don't know sir!"
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[i]The arm continues to make gestures as the voice speaks[/i] “Then who are you? Are you with the Clown Boy Gang? Tell Lee I don’t have his Wii god dammit!
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[i]The postman waves a silver envelope in the air, covering his head.[/i] "Just a letter for you sir!"
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[i]The hand freezes for a moment before snatching the letter and retreating into the hole which then begins to pour out coins like a slot machine that hit the jackpot[/i]
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[i]The postman glances at the coins, chuckles, and walks away, eyes flashing red momentarily. Open the letter?[/i]
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[i]Open the letter[/i]
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[i]It reads, "Hello Toaster. I hope this letter finds you with your fires still bright as ever. I need assistance with a slight familial matter of mine, and if you could deign to assist me, I'm sure my significant other could find some useful material for you to have, or a reward of your choosing." [b]Chiara Deidra[/b][/i]
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“No address! Return to...” [i]I fold the letter into a motor powered paper airplane and throw it really really hard[/i] “...[b]SENDER[/b]!!!” [i]Right after I throw it I begin to run after the now flying paper airplane[/i]
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[i]The paper plane starts to fly towards an edge of Offtopic. And you see a figure standing near the woods.[/i]
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[i]The paper air plane flies right into your head and lightly thunks to the ground, soon followed by me arriving and stopping several feet away[/i]
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[i]I turn.[/i] "Toaster. Thanks for coming. What would you like in return for your time?"
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[i]inhale[/i] “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- $7.00”
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"Really? Well that's cheap." [i]Several 100$ bills float towards you.[/i] [spoiler]remind me. I forgot. What form is Toaster atm?[/spoiler]
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[i]I slap the $100 bills and shake my head[/i] “No you’re right, I want [b]exactly[/b] $7.50 and jug of Milk!” [spoiler]We’ll just say hooded figure in brown robes[/spoiler]
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"Ok." [i]The jug and 7.50 floats toward you.[/i] [spoiler]you vaporized anyone lately? [/spoiler]
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[i]I take the $7.50 and Jug of Milk, tucking them away into my robes seemingly disappearing[/i] “Alrighty then. What am I doing?”
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"I need backup for a familial matter. Long story."
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“I mean yea, but like what am [b]I[/b] doing?” [spoiler]Also that’s confidential information[/spoiler]
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"You are going to sit on the edge of where I'm going, and if everything goes sideways, you vaporize all of my issues."
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[i]I scratch my chin for a second before shrugging[/i] “Okay.”
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"Great. Let's get moving." [i]She starts walking into the woods.[/i]
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[i]I follow[/i]
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[spoiler]now is the time for questions if you have any![/spoiler] [i]She keeps walking.[/i]
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[i]I continue to follow with no questions[/i]
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[i]After a bit, a strong musky scent begins to hit your nostrils. She squats down, completely silent, and holds up a hand for you to pause.[/i]
