I was thinking of another person for a while, but I need an intro to Offtopic.
Not into maidens, but let's see about saving her anyway!
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Yes... but I’ll need to perform an act of evil so you feel properly motivated to stop me with an emotional final battle... How about I murder the love of your life or something?
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Let me make one... Heeeeeellllpppp!!! How bout you just stuff a bomb in my birthday cake!
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Not traumatic enough... hmm... how about I kill your family? Not all of them just like most of them.
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I'm coming for you!
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I haven’t killed them yet, I need to await the poll results for who gets to be my nemesis.
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[b]POLL??? IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!!![/b]
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Sounds traumatic enough.