[i]I walk in and look around[/i]
“Huh neat. You seen my clone around here? I sent him out to find more subjects and I’m concerned he asked you.”
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“Wait, clone?!”
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“Yeah, I have about forty of me and one of eve- some other people. Was he in here?”
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“Yeah.”
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“Did he say anything weird?”
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He asked if there were any dead bodies around.
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“Ah, Yeah, ignore that, he’s just being weird. What I needed to ask you is if you’d hand out these fliers since I’m looking for volunteers for some tests I want to do.” [i]I hand Blaze a small box.[/i]
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Blaze opens it.
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[i]There are a bunch of fliers that read:[/i] [quote]Ninjutsu users wanted, I have no idea how it works and would like to perform some tests on you. The tests are safe and you will be compensated for your time. (Additional compensation for those who are harmed.)[/quote] “I can’t find one, and Kelp keeps running off before I can ask him.”
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“You’ll never get me alive!!!!” *he disappears into thin air
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“Damn, he’s vanished again.”
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“Oh cool.”
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“Did he order anything? I want to make sure he didn’t leave without paying.”
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“Um.... Essence of Hemlock on the rocks with some whiskey.”
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“Ah, here. I’m gonna stay here for a bit, how are you doin? Got any plans?”
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“Um.....finish a project.”
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“You need any supplies? I can deliver them without anyone but us knowing, I have a bunch of excess supplies recently and not a whole lot of things I’m working on so I can spare them.”
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“Nah, I don’t.”
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“Alright, do you need any flowers to help with this project? My garden has become over grown with them so I have many to spare.”
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“No it’s fine.”
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“You sure? I’m a bored old man with a bunch of flowers I don’t need. Ah well, you want a shotgun arm? I still have too many gun arms.”
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“Nah, don’t need a gun arm. I perfer making my hand a claw.”
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“Damn, Ah well. Good luck with that, I’m gonna see if I can find where I left that box of abyssal salt.” [i]I walk out.[/i]
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“Bye!”